Wanted - "Alternative" Idiots

[patgund]

Seems that once great TV Channel, Sci-Fi, (or as a friend calls it, Sci-Lie), is wanting people for their new piece of tripe "reality TV" series, "Alt Manor". (Otherwise called "How to isolate and drive away what little remains of your fanbase)

Sci Fi seeks Mad Lives.

Quote:

"The SCI FI Channel is seeking five people with "alternative lifestyles" to appear in its upcoming reality series Mad Mad House. Producers are seeking people who identify themselves as Wiccans, vampires, Trekkers, witch doctors, "modern primitives," yogi masters, etc., to live together in "Alt Manor" for a month and compete for a grand prize."

Umm, yeah, right, whatever. Like I'm going to put my religion out on public display for a batch of morons. And they'll more than likely get some fluffy crystal weenie dressed badly in the lastest from Hot Topic.

I'd be tempted to apply just out of shits and giggles, but there's no way they'd accept me - I'm not what they're looking for, which is more than likely a corset-wearing bubbly-headed ritual junkie with bad goth makeup, teen angst, and perky tits.

Comments

[ismarc.livejournal.com]

I'm not what they're looking for, which is more than likely a corset-wearing bubbly-headed ritual junkie with bad goth makeup, teen angst, and perky tits.

What a coincidence, they look for the same things I do.

-i

[patgund.livejournal.com]

What a coincidence, they look for the same things I do.

Yeah, But I'd dare say you want someone actually intellegent as well. Somehow, I suspect that intellegence is a liability in this case.

[serenejournal.livejournal.com]

sogwife said they were looking for a "real" wiccan, which to them means someone who lives and dresses as a witch 24/7. Feh.

[angelique69.livejournal.com]

I'd love to see them wind up with a fat, old, white haired crone sort but she would never "fly" either. Blessed Be, Angelique