New frontiers in booze hiding......

[patgund]

For the men, the Beerbelly

"Think of beer guts and you typically think of big boozers exposing their builder's cleavage as they lean over to pick up another pork rind. But you won't once you see the amazing Beerbelly in action. Because although this ingenious device looks just like a spare tire when worn under clothing, it's actually a hi-tech stealth beer dispenser.

Made up of an insulated neoprene sling and a polyurethane bladder connected to a drinking tube, the Beerbelly holds over a half gallon of amber nectar and it will stay cold for hours with the optional freezer pack. Amazing, right? Okay, so you'll look a little chubby when wearing it, but who gives a XXXX when you can stealth swig your favorite brew wherever you may roam."

For the women, the Wine Rack

"You can keep your technological breakthroughs and advances in medical science; when a product involves boobies and booze, top retailers (okay, us) stand up and listen. Ladies and gentlemen (well, gentlemen with especially sagging pecs), introducing the Wine Rack.

This comfortable sports-style bra contains a special hooter-enhancing polyurethane bladder that can be filled with your drink of choice. Simply slip it on, fill up with wine or whatever and wear it under your regular clothes. You can then indulge in a spot of stealth drinking via the Wine Rack's adjustable drinking tube. With a rack like this, girls' nights out will never be the same again. As for boys' nights out, well, the mind boggles."

Comments

[selenesue.livejournal.com]

Someone's in for a splat if he gropes her wine rack...

[some-other-word.livejournal.com]

but that would keep the wine...warm. ew!

[patgund.livejournal.com]

Well, one could always put a cold pack in like the beerbelly uses.

Of course, you would end up with nipples that could cut glass......

[loli-cat.livejournal.com]

Hm, so you're in public, sipping amber colored liquid out of a medical style tube that's coming out from under your clothing?!?? No thanks.

[duckflambe.livejournal.com]

Just a thought but, if you need to use fake body parts to smuggle in alcohol to enjoy the game, maybe sports isn't for you?

[cormac.livejournal.com]

...oh, there's a tube! For a second there, I imagined a different dispenser, one that would probably be inappropriate in public.