patgund | Disturbing Mental Images.

tallin, with some help from equally twisted friends, managed to theorize on the history of porn, with a side trip into Eddings slash....

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machineplay and I were discussing knight porn earlier today, and I said that this was the logical forerunner to cowboy porn, and before that there was hunter porn and gatherer porn.

I mentioned this to

tallin at dinner, and somehow this got on to the subject of David Eddings' Malloreon series and Mimbrate porn:

Mandorallen: "Belgarion! I wish I knew how to quit thee. Cast off Ce'Nedra and I shall cast off Nerina and come with me .... to the walled city."

Belgarion: "Why me?"

(now we've moved on to Jabba the Hutt/Otha from the Elenium. I love this man, in a very, very twisted way. And I seem to have developed antibodies to most of his weirdness, which is probably good.)"

Of course, I didn't help with the comment "Yeah, that would last until Belgarion tripped over pieces of unknown armor in Mandorallen's bedchamber.

"Mandorallen! What's this paldaron doing here?? And this? This is NOT my gorget either! What have you been doing, tipping your lance with that Sparhawk tramp again???"