And WHO thought this was a good idea????

[patgund]

Just the thing for one's Bikini Bottom???

Spongebob Rectal Thermometer



"Jerry Beck, who co-edits the Cartoon Brew blog, found a disturbing thing in the supermarket recently. "This officially licensed item is wrong on so many levels," he says, and right he is."

Comments

[selenesue.livejournal.com]

Unexpected SpongeBob Buttsecks!

[patgund.livejournal.com]

From the comments:

Who checks the temperature inside your bum?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Invasive and yellow and probing is he?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Who's hoping he’s lubricated and been warmed?
Spongebob Squarepants!
So drop your shorts and spread your cheeks!
Spongebob Squarepants!
Ready?
Spongebob Squarepants!
Spongebob Squarepants!
Spongebob Squarepants!
Spongebob...... Squarepants!

[farmount.livejournal.com]

I need to pick a couple of those up for work. I think the nurses would LOVE it. And my patients wouldn't get the joke. :)