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[patgund]

Man Caught Having Sex with a Picnic Table

"A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table.

The investigation began when a tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his deck.

The incidents occurred between January and March 2008.

Police say the DVDs show Price involved in a sex act in his bedroom. He walks out to his deck, tilts the table on its side and has sex with it."

Comments

[peaseblossom03.livejournal.com]

I don't watch the news anymore. I get all my news from you. It's WAY more entertaining.

[tepintzin.livejournal.com]

Public indecency, and maybe not even that if he was doing it in his own back yard.

But...ow!

[beki.livejournal.com]

I am not sure I even want to know where he puts it.. I guess the table has a lot of dents...

[electorprince.livejournal.com]

I've heard of falling in love with the furniture, but this is a bit much.

[khavrinen.livejournal.com]

Doesn't anyone else find this a bit odd:

a tipster gave police three DVDs?


"Hmmm, my neighbor is having sex with his table again. Whatever shall I do? I know, get out my video camera and film it -- numerous times."


I know when something offends me my first impulse is naturally to spend hours watching it.