Pancakes from hell

Found this link on the som_pos community. The story is pretty eh, but the vampire pancake picture is hysterical.

http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=jathomas&itemid=55248

Pancakes from hell

Found this link on the som_pos community. The story is pretty eh, but the vampire pancake picture is hysterical.

http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=jathomas&itemid=55248

The Spam Report

Was going though the spam that I was about to forward to Earthlink's Spam report address.... Let's see.

Let see, out of the 126 I'm about to send off.

58 are korean language spam
11 are morgage scams
3 are credit card offers
2 are offers for stolen credit cards numbers from so-called "American Jerks"
2 are college degree spams
12 are work at home, resume scams, or so-called "job offers" that are anything but.
3 offer products to enhance body parts I don't have
5 offer products to enhance body parts I do have, but don't need enhancement on.
3 offer products to enhance body parts I do have and maybe could use enhancement on, but find a hat and sunscreen be more effective than their products.
5 offer weight loss scemes.
3 are matchmaker services
4 are for various assorted adult sites
2 are home test kits for various STD's
and 13 are for "loney", "bored", "kinky" and/or "hot" housewives waiting to meet me for various odd and sundry reasons, usually invoving the promise of making the beast with two or more backs.

The Spam Report

Was going though the spam that I was about to forward to Earthlink's Spam report address.... Let's see.

Let see, out of the 126 I'm about to send off.

58 are korean language spam
11 are morgage scams
3 are credit card offers
2 are offers for stolen credit cards numbers from so-called "American Jerks"
2 are college degree spams
12 are work at home, resume scams, or so-called "job offers" that are anything but.
3 offer products to enhance body parts I don't have
5 offer products to enhance body parts I do have, but don't need enhancement on.
3 offer products to enhance body parts I do have and maybe could use enhancement on, but find a hat and sunscreen be more effective than their products.
5 offer weight loss scemes.
3 are matchmaker services
4 are for various assorted adult sites
2 are home test kits for various STD's
and 13 are for "loney", "bored", "kinky" and/or "hot" housewives waiting to meet me for various odd and sundry reasons, usually invoving the promise of making the beast with two or more backs.

Illegal Drug Tax Stamps.

Mind you, it's still not legal to sell these drugs in the states listed, but if you do, they expect you to use the proper tax stamps to show that the proper taxes have been paid on said stamps. So, if one is a dealer in Arizona, Nebraska, Oklahoma, Wisconsin, Texas, North Dakota, Idaho, Louisana, and Alabama, make sure you have the proper tax stamps for your illegal drugs.

Ooookay......

Illegal Tax Stamps

Some of them are actually kinda cute, in a odd sort of way.

Illegal Drug Tax Stamps.

Mind you, it's still not legal to sell these drugs in the states listed, but if you do, they expect you to use the proper tax stamps to show that the proper taxes have been paid on said stamps. So, if one is a dealer in Arizona, Nebraska, Oklahoma, Wisconsin, Texas, North Dakota, Idaho, Louisana, and Alabama, make sure you have the proper tax stamps for your illegal drugs.

Ooookay......

Illegal Tax Stamps

Some of them are actually kinda cute, in a odd sort of way.