Pulp Support

(from StarChaser)

OST 25:17. "The path of the tech support man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the retarded and the tyranny of stupid men. Blessed is he who, in the name of low wages and good will, shepherds the dumb through the valley of the Blue screens of Death. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost files. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who demand to see my supervisor. And you will know I am the Tech when I lay my vengeance upon you."

Pulp Support

(from StarChaser)

OST 25:17. "The path of the tech support man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the retarded and the tyranny of stupid men. Blessed is he who, in the name of low wages and good will, shepherds the dumb through the valley of the Blue screens of Death. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost files. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who demand to see my supervisor. And you will know I am the Tech when I lay my vengeance upon you."

Moving right along

Seen on the road, (or at least the bike lane) near work today. An actual, honest to goodness Segway.

'tis cool looking.

Moving right along

Seen on the road, (or at least the bike lane) near work today. An actual, honest to goodness Segway.

'tis cool looking.

Silly Segway thread

(From an IM conversation with a friend Names removed))

Me: Was amused. Then at work, someone pulled into the parking lot on a segway. First time I had seen one in the wild like that

Them: in the wild, indeed - you make it sound like the serengeti!

Me: (Laugh!)

Me: But it sounds better than "first tiem I had seen one outside of a trade show or rigged demo"

Them:I'm picturing Discovery channel documentaries, with cameramen following the elusive segway, and tranquilizer darts involved somehow

Me:"Here on the plains of the Serengeti, we see the peaceful antelope grazing on the lush savanah grass. Suddenly, the wily segway bursts out of it's lair in the tall grass and gives chase to the antelope, eventually running it down."

Me:"The segway then beeps it's call, and it's young, unsteady on their wheels, come rolling out of the grass to partake of this bounty. Looking like small fisher-price push toys, the immature segways push and jostle for their place at the feast it's parent has brought to them"

Silly Segway thread

(From an IM conversation with a friend Names removed))

Me: Was amused. Then at work, someone pulled into the parking lot on a segway. First time I had seen one in the wild like that

Them: in the wild, indeed - you make it sound like the serengeti!

Me: (Laugh!)

Me: But it sounds better than "first tiem I had seen one outside of a trade show or rigged demo"

Them:I'm picturing Discovery channel documentaries, with cameramen following the elusive segway, and tranquilizer darts involved somehow

Me:"Here on the plains of the Serengeti, we see the peaceful antelope grazing on the lush savanah grass. Suddenly, the wily segway bursts out of it's lair in the tall grass and gives chase to the antelope, eventually running it down."

Me:"The segway then beeps it's call, and it's young, unsteady on their wheels, come rolling out of the grass to partake of this bounty. Looking like small fisher-price push toys, the immature segways push and jostle for their place at the feast it's parent has brought to them"

Okay...

You know, I'd play this racing game!!

http://www.phobe.com/sfi/nazgul.html

Okay...

You know, I'd play this racing game!!

http://www.phobe.com/sfi/nazgul.html

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I'd like to take this time to say that ps238's first issue totally rocked.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled LiveJournal