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Jul. 17th, 2003
Oh dear......
Jul. 17th, 2003 11:08 amThis year's Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest results...
http://www.sjsu.edu/depts/english/2003.htm
My favourite:
" The Prince looked down at the motionless form of Sleeping Beauty, wondering how her supple lips would feel against his own and contemplating whether or not an Altoid was strong enough to stand up against the kind of morning breath only a hundred year's nap could create. "
or
It was a barky and wormy night at Dr. Kilmore's 24-Hour Veterinary Emporium when, right in the middle of his 3:00 AM stool watch, Alberto suddenly realized that, pound for pound, Shih-Tzus swallow more tennis bracelets than most dogs twice their size."
http://www.sjsu.edu/depts/english/2003.htm
My favourite:
" The Prince looked down at the motionless form of Sleeping Beauty, wondering how her supple lips would feel against his own and contemplating whether or not an Altoid was strong enough to stand up against the kind of morning breath only a hundred year's nap could create. "
or
It was a barky and wormy night at Dr. Kilmore's 24-Hour Veterinary Emporium when, right in the middle of his 3:00 AM stool watch, Alberto suddenly realized that, pound for pound, Shih-Tzus swallow more tennis bracelets than most dogs twice their size."
Oh dear......
Jul. 17th, 2003 11:08 amThis year's Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest results...
http://www.sjsu.edu/depts/english/2003.htm
My favourite:
" The Prince looked down at the motionless form of Sleeping Beauty, wondering how her supple lips would feel against his own and contemplating whether or not an Altoid was strong enough to stand up against the kind of morning breath only a hundred year's nap could create. "
or
It was a barky and wormy night at Dr. Kilmore's 24-Hour Veterinary Emporium when, right in the middle of his 3:00 AM stool watch, Alberto suddenly realized that, pound for pound, Shih-Tzus swallow more tennis bracelets than most dogs twice their size."
http://www.sjsu.edu/depts/english/2003.htm
My favourite:
" The Prince looked down at the motionless form of Sleeping Beauty, wondering how her supple lips would feel against his own and contemplating whether or not an Altoid was strong enough to stand up against the kind of morning breath only a hundred year's nap could create. "
or
It was a barky and wormy night at Dr. Kilmore's 24-Hour Veterinary Emporium when, right in the middle of his 3:00 AM stool watch, Alberto suddenly realized that, pound for pound, Shih-Tzus swallow more tennis bracelets than most dogs twice their size."
Drive By Comic Conning
Jul. 17th, 2003 07:31 pmMade a quick trip to Comic Con to grab badge and see friends. Gak, way too many people. However, saw ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
ag_unicorn, dancing_star, and assorted kids while there.
Made it though a 1/3 of the dealers room before my knee started to bother me and I developed a sinus pressure headache. Blegh.
Home now, and enjoying the rain outside, while a cold pack sits on my head, waiting for the advil sinus to kick in.
ag_unicorn, dancing_star, and assorted kids while there. Made it though a 1/3 of the dealers room before my knee started to bother me and I developed a sinus pressure headache. Blegh.
Home now, and enjoying the rain outside, while a cold pack sits on my head, waiting for the advil sinus to kick in.
Drive By Comic Conning
Jul. 17th, 2003 07:31 pmMade a quick trip to Comic Con to grab badge and see friends. Gak, way too many people. However, saw ag_unicorn, dancing_star, and assorted kids while there.
Made it though a 1/3 of the dealers room before my knee started to bother me and I developed a sinus pressure headache. Blegh.
Home now, and enjoying the rain outside, while a cold pack sits on my head, waiting for the advil sinus to kick in.
ag_unicorn, dancing_star, and assorted kids while there. Made it though a 1/3 of the dealers room before my knee started to bother me and I developed a sinus pressure headache. Blegh.
Home now, and enjoying the rain outside, while a cold pack sits on my head, waiting for the advil sinus to kick in.