Oh dear......
Jul. 17th, 2003 11:08 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
patgundThis year's Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest results...
http://www.sjsu.edu/depts/english/2003.htm
My favourite:
" The Prince looked down at the motionless form of Sleeping Beauty, wondering how her supple lips would feel against his own and contemplating whether or not an Altoid was strong enough to stand up against the kind of morning breath only a hundred year's nap could create. "
or
It was a barky and wormy night at Dr. Kilmore's 24-Hour Veterinary Emporium when, right in the middle of his 3:00 AM stool watch, Alberto suddenly realized that, pound for pound, Shih-Tzus swallow more tennis bracelets than most dogs twice their size."
http://www.sjsu.edu/depts/english/2003.htm
My favourite:
" The Prince looked down at the motionless form of Sleeping Beauty, wondering how her supple lips would feel against his own and contemplating whether or not an Altoid was strong enough to stand up against the kind of morning breath only a hundred year's nap could create. "
or
It was a barky and wormy night at Dr. Kilmore's 24-Hour Veterinary Emporium when, right in the middle of his 3:00 AM stool watch, Alberto suddenly realized that, pound for pound, Shih-Tzus swallow more tennis bracelets than most dogs twice their size."
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*grin*
Date: 2003-07-17 02:57 pm (UTC)<whimper>
Date: 2003-07-17 04:37 pm (UTC)(ow, my eyes, ow ow ow, that was just painful!)
Thanks darlin'....