For those with a cavilier attitude about BBQ.......

[patgund]

BBQ Sword

"In days gone by noblemen would cook their brats, burgers and chops by skewering them upon their trusty swords and plunging them into a raging fire. Or did we just make that up? Who cares, because the magnificently silly BBQ Sword allows you to do exactly that. Well, sort of.

This brilliant BBQ accessory is actually a twin-pronged fork fashioned to resemble a musketeer-style sword. It even comes with a cut-out cardboard mask so you can spear treacherous chicken thighs and impale all the king's hot dogs without revealing your true identity.

As well as its utterly idiotic swashbuckling qualities, the BBQ Sword is a pretty nifty cooking implement. Its fat wooden handle will ensure you don't drop your freshly barbecued food over the château parapet and its comedy hand guard will protect freshly laundered cuff ruffs from dripping fat. Maybe."

Comments

[snobahr.livejournal.com]

I'd use it.

At Great Western, even!

[selenesue.livejournal.com]

I need me one of those. To go with the new BBQ. More on that later.

[tepintzin.livejournal.com]

We do a lot of barbecuing at the Cottage. Might need that!