What the hell????

Granted, I'm NOT a coffee drinker, prefering my morning caffine as tea or diet coke. But this new Folger's commercial doesn't make me want to buy their coffee. It makes me want to buy a few more weapons to keep these things at bay...

Video at:

Folgers - Happy Mornings

also: http://youtube.com/watch?v=GQI2KlAurOg

And I thought the Burger King dude was scary........

What the hell????

Granted, I'm NOT a coffee drinker, prefering my morning caffine as tea or diet coke. But this new Folger's commercial doesn't make me want to buy their coffee. It makes me want to buy a few more weapons to keep these things at bay...

Video at:

Folgers - Happy Mornings

also: http://youtube.com/watch?v=GQI2KlAurOg

And I thought the Burger King dude was scary........

Found on eBay

Horse with iPod

"H0RSE - can be ridden but is prone to unexpected and extreme mood swings. Firmly aggressive towards children and the disabled, potential for violence in situations involving crowds. Cannot be approached without rearing and biting, allergic to leather and salmon. Horse seriously injured owner at recent gymkhana, was unable to be controlled and destroyed our float, this is why I must sell it now. Smells faintly of urine and mustard, has never been washed - we believe it cannot be washed, the reaction is just too extreme. Often makes unsettling whistling noise while sleeping and has mimicked speech of basic english words when dreaming. Warning: in the past has vomited paint and/or molasses during fits. Comes with ipod."

Found on eBay

Horse with iPod

"H0RSE - can be ridden but is prone to unexpected and extreme mood swings. Firmly aggressive towards children and the disabled, potential for violence in situations involving crowds. Cannot be approached without rearing and biting, allergic to leather and salmon. Horse seriously injured owner at recent gymkhana, was unable to be controlled and destroyed our float, this is why I must sell it now. Smells faintly of urine and mustard, has never been washed - we believe it cannot be washed, the reaction is just too extreme. Often makes unsettling whistling noise while sleeping and has mimicked speech of basic english words when dreaming. Warning: in the past has vomited paint and/or molasses during fits. Comes with ipod."