Busy year???

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In October I bought porn for aoniedesade (-10 points). In January I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-600 points). Last Wednesday I broke tygerr's X-Box (-12 points). Last Tuesday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In June ophy and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Friday I donated bone marrow to seattlejo in a life-saving procedure (400 points). Last Sunday I bought porn for blackflag669 (-10 points). Overall, I've been nice (64 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train! Sincerely, PatGund

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Busy year???

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In October I bought porn for aoniedesade (-10 points). In January I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-600 points). Last Wednesday I broke tygerr's X-Box (-12 points). Last Tuesday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In June ophy and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Friday I donated bone marrow to seattlejo in a life-saving procedure (400 points). Last Sunday I bought porn for blackflag669 (-10 points). Overall, I've been nice (64 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train! Sincerely, PatGund

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I am??

You are 71% Witch or Wizard!

 

You are more white than black, seeing knowledge as something that could be dangerous in the wrong hands. You could be the protector we need.

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I am??

You are 71% Witch or Wizard!

 

You are more white than black, seeing knowledge as something that could be dangerous in the wrong hands. You could be the protector we need.

What type of Witch or Wizard are you?
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Civic Duty.....

In the "quiet room" in the El Cajon jury lounge, while they do orientation. The quiet room has modem hookups, which is why I'm keeping myself busy at the moment.

Basically I'll know by noon if I'm ether selected or get sent home. It's a one trial / one day situation, so if I'm not selected, I get sent home and don't have to be called for a year.

Still feel dreadful though. No fever or joint pain, but sinuses are clogged and tonsils are like bowling balls. Didn't sleep well last night

Civic Duty.....

In the "quiet room" in the El Cajon jury lounge, while they do orientation. The quiet room has modem hookups, which is why I'm keeping myself busy at the moment.

Basically I'll know by noon if I'm ether selected or get sent home. It's a one trial / one day situation, so if I'm not selected, I get sent home and don't have to be called for a year.

Still feel dreadful though. No fever or joint pain, but sinuses are clogged and tonsils are like bowling balls. Didn't sleep well last night

And on a lighter note....

Iron Spongebob Maiden

And on a lighter note....

Iron Spongebob Maiden

Wow......I'll have to make the costume now....

<td align="center"> PatGund's Amazing Mental Ability ...




You can seal envelopes without having to lick or wet the glue

(Remember ... with great power comes great responsibility!)

'What is your Amazing Mental Ability?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

Wow......I'll have to make the costume now....

<td align="center"> PatGund's Amazing Mental Ability ...




You can seal envelopes without having to lick or wet the glue

(Remember ... with great power comes great responsibility!)

'What is your Amazing Mental Ability?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

Your moment of cute

(Taken from http://www.knitemare.org/cats/ )

Your moment of cute

(Taken from http://www.knitemare.org/cats/ )

*blink* *blink* *BLINK*

Well, I guess "Hey cute stuff, why don't we go change global energy?" does sound better than "want to come up and see my etchings?" or "what's your sign?".....

Global Orgasm (no nudity, but may not be safe for work)

"The mission of the Global Orgasm is to effect change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy. Now that there are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti- submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, the time to change Earth’s energy is NOW! Read more about the fleet buildup here.

The intent is that the participants concentrate any thoughts during and after orgasm on peace. The combination of high- energy orgasmic energy combined with mindful intention may have a much greater effect than previous mass meditations and prayers.

The goal is to add so much concentrated and high-energy positive input into the energy field of the Earth that it will reduce the current dangerous levels of aggression and violence throughout the world."

*blink* *blink* *BLINK*

Well, I guess "Hey cute stuff, why don't we go change global energy?" does sound better than "want to come up and see my etchings?" or "what's your sign?".....

Global Orgasm (no nudity, but may not be safe for work)

"The mission of the Global Orgasm is to effect change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy. Now that there are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti- submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, the time to change Earth’s energy is NOW! Read more about the fleet buildup here.

The intent is that the participants concentrate any thoughts during and after orgasm on peace. The combination of high- energy orgasmic energy combined with mindful intention may have a much greater effect than previous mass meditations and prayers.

The goal is to add so much concentrated and high-energy positive input into the energy field of the Earth that it will reduce the current dangerous levels of aggression and violence throughout the world."