Dispatches from Birtherstan - 7-8 February 2012
In today's dispatches, a recent poll of the remaining Republicans shows the birther index is much higher. Meanwhile the birthers score another loss in Virginia. The birtherstani also petition Georgia Secretary of State Brian Kemp to please please PLEASE don't let that scary black man on the ballot!!
Too bad Kemp has another answer for the birthers.
Because of Kemp's reply and the news that Joe Arpaio will release his "Cold Case Report" on 1 March, the birthers are acting like feeding time for the piranha tank, with "hang them all, let God sort them out" narrowly edging out "to hell with the Constitution, there's a black man in the WHITE House" for sheer rabidity.
The Pest and eFail comes back on line and promptly prints whiney letters. Not to mention open and blatant calls for insurrection, and another of Padawan Pauly's "Sacred Sperm of Citizenship" screeds. And finally, Dr. Orly is nearly incoherent with rage about being told "no", and is threatening Brian Kemp, Judge Melihi, and anyone else who dares get in the way of the Nitrous Queen's fury.