Dispatches from Birtherstan - 9-10 February 2012

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 9-10 February 2012

In today's dispatches, convicted forger Lucas Smith can't seem to understand why not even a birther attorney wants him as a witness. Andrew Breitbart is getting annoyed at the Rubio birthers (Obama birthers are just fine though). World Nut Daily has to retire on the fainting couch when their in-house polling group gets answers World Nut Daily doesn't want to hear.

If Stormfront ever closes, I suspect most of its members could find a nice home in the comments section of World Nut Daily. Stephen Pidgeon runs for office on a platform of "Eek! Gays!" and conspiracy. Sedition and just plain insanity is the order of the day at Birther Report.

Mark McGrew is a bit upset at Secretary of State for Georgia Brian Kemp. Dr. Orly is a bit upset at Joe Arpaio. World Nut Daily can't understand why the scary black man hasn't been hauled away in handcuffs yet. David Earl-Graef can't understand why the scary black man hasn't been hauled away in handcuffs yet. Padawan Pauly seems to have devolved his theory down to the Sacred White Sperm of Citizenship. The Birther Ballot Jihad stops in Pennsylvania. And Walter Fitzpatrick gets checked out from the Graybar Hotel.