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Whatever floats his twinkie I guess......(and he lives here in Washington to boot. Whee)

Pity. It's a nice VW bug. Just not THAT nice.

Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars

"A man who claims to have had sex with 1,000 cars has defended his "romantic" feelings towards vehicles.

Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways.

"I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love," he said."

Date: 2008-05-22 09:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lapiskelinia.livejournal.com
You notice all the cars he had passion for were named after condiments? Vanilla, Cinnamon, Ginger?

It's better than necrophillia, easier to clean up, and he's not spreading diseases. Presumably he's not doing it in public, either.

...Oddly enough, I don't want him near my car, a fact which makes me giggle.

Date: 2008-05-22 09:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] patgund.livejournal.com
Oh, he's more than likely a nice guy.

Just don't let him change your oil

Date: 2008-05-22 10:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lapiskelinia.livejournal.com
I dunno... I might let him. He'll treat my car like a real lady.

Date: 2008-05-23 12:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beki.livejournal.com
He will take it out for dinner and a movie first? ;)

Date: 2008-05-23 03:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lapiskelinia.livejournal.com
Just so long's she's home by six.

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