Note to passenger.....
Jul. 1st, 2008 11:13 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
patgundTo the person sitting next to me on the #5 bus today.
I'm sure you enjoy the honeysuckleoid scent you were wearing. I'm sure it makes you feel bright and cheerful and ready to face the day.
And I realize that you were so happy with your scent that you felt the residents of Lakewood, Bremerton, Poulsbo, Mukilteo, Snohomish, Issaquah, and Auburn needed to share in the experience.
However, sitting next to you made me gain an entirely new regard for the horrors of World War I trench warfare.
In the future, please remember this rule of thumb. It's a perfume, not a marinade.
I'm sure you enjoy the honeysuckleoid scent you were wearing. I'm sure it makes you feel bright and cheerful and ready to face the day.
And I realize that you were so happy with your scent that you felt the residents of Lakewood, Bremerton, Poulsbo, Mukilteo, Snohomish, Issaquah, and Auburn needed to share in the experience.
However, sitting next to you made me gain an entirely new regard for the horrors of World War I trench warfare.
In the future, please remember this rule of thumb. It's a perfume, not a marinade.
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