Letter to Former Insurance Company

[patgund]

Dear BlueShield of California -

You think by now you will have noticed that neither I or my daughter live in California, (something to do with the fact you're sending mail to my Washington address). You should have also noticed I CANCELED our coverage in Jan, 2008. I even have letters from you stating and confirming cancelation of coverage.

So that being said, I don't know which I find more stupid? The constant emails and letters asking me to either renew my coverage with BlueShield of California, or asking me to rate your services, (trust me, you don't want to go there)?? Or the letters that demand payment for premiums that haven't been paid in months BECAUSE I CANCELED YOUR WORTHLESS ASS!!!!

There's an old joke that the right hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing. In the case of your company, it's more like the left hand is painting pictures of fuzzy bunnies and unicorns while picking flowers and petting puppies and babies. Meanwhile the right hand is throwing nuns into traffic, punching babies in the face and stealing their candy, and sexually assualting chinchillas live on stage at the PTL club.

And no, I don't want coverage with your Washington tentacle either.

Comments

[buddykat.livejournal.com]

ROFL

It's a good thing I wasn't drinking anything while reading that... I'd hate to have my shiny lcd monitors at work die from the coke all over them.

[loli-cat.livejournal.com]

Sounds like when I moved back to the twin cities. My ISP said I should just email them when I wanted to stop the service. I did, at the end of the last month I rented my apartment. Twice, in fact, just to be certain.

Sure enough, about 6+ months later I got a phone call from them asking for some ridiculous amount in service fees, interest and penalties for all the months I'd been using their internet and not paying.

What about my emailing them to end the service?
Well....
And if you look, there shouldn't be any usage on my account since I ended the service.
...silence...
Is that all or do you need anything else? OK, no, thank YOU for letting ME do YOUR JOB!! (face plant)

Don't mince words...

[morgan-gw.livejournal.com]

Tell them how you really feel. ;-)

[fionnbharro.livejournal.com]

You can safely ignore the 'demand for payment' letters from them; you no longer have a business relationship with them.

The letters they have sent confirming cancellation of coverage shield you should they pursue legal action.

[dragonessfaire.livejournal.com]

I don't know if I mentioned it lately or not... But I love the letters you post. Yes indeed. I miss you- it's been FAR too long. The next time I am in WA I will see if we can get together.

[beki.livejournal.com]

Send a clear and concise letter to the CEO. Sometimes you need to let sh*t roll downhill from the top so it can leave a nice, squishy, stinky mess when it hits bottom. That way they will actually get off of their asses and clean it up.