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I'd spank [livejournal.com profile] blackflag669 for this, but that might be a reward......

Anyway, if you're a member of the metobolically-challenged cerebelphage community, there's a dating service just for you.....

Zombie Harmony - One of the Best Free Dating Sites for Zombies

"Disclaimer: ZombieHarmony is for zombies only. We advise signing up for ZombieHarmony only if you lack a pulse, have limited motor skills, or feel an intense desire to feast on human beings. We are not responsible for lost or ingested loved ones. If you go on a date with a zombie, we cannot be held liable for contributing to the apocalypse. "

Heh

Date: 2008-07-25 08:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wowgrilledcheez.livejournal.com
Us undead girls really know how to have a good time- After all, what's the worst thing that could happen?

Date: 2008-07-25 10:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blackflag669.livejournal.com
Oh, so you DID get that... you never replied. *grins*

As for spanking.... purrrrrrrrrr

Date: 2008-07-25 10:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] patgund.livejournal.com
Weird. I did reply.

Oh, and promise....... ;-)

Date: 2008-07-25 10:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thats-ms-dragon.livejournal.com
Now, I know she is only 16, but I feel a burning urge to sign Butterfly up for an account... I'm sure she could find a nice fellow zombie to date. *grins*

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