And here it is....

[patgund]

Here's the incoherent email.

I think someone either is trolling, think they're being smart, or is still figuring out how to use the typewriter with the TV on it. In either case, it was reported back to the ISP with header info. It was from some yahoo. Curiously enough, with a yahoo account too.

Note: It's racist, anti-semetic, homophobic, and well, let's just say downright offensive. To anything.

"R U SOM SORT OF FAGBAT??

I SAW U STUPID POST ON THE COMMIE LIBERAL SIGHT. MUST PISS U OFF THAT OBAMBI IS GOING TO TAKE IT UP THE BUT BY MCCAIN THIS FALL I KNOW FAG LIKE YOU WANT HOT JUNGLE BUNNIE COK UP YOUR BUT LIKE OBAMI AND THAT WHY YOU NOK MCCAIN AND SUK OBAMIS NIGGER COK HWERE THE HELL DOES THAT OBANIGGER THINK HES AS GOOD AS GODS PURE WHITE RACE?!?!?!

JUST U WAIT WHEN MCCAIN GETS TO BE PRESIDENT HELL KILL ALL SAND NIGGERS IN THE MIDDL EAST AND KIK THE KIKES OUT SO GOD-FERING AMERCANS CAN TAKE THE PLACE LIKE JESUS WANTS JESUS HATES SAND NIGGERS AND KIKES AND LOVS HIS CHOSN COUNTRY USA!!! YOU FAG LIBERALS CAN GET DUMB TO FAG FRANCEEURO AND SMOKE EVERYONES PIPE UNTIL GERMANY KICK FRANCEEURO BUT AGAIN

I HATE STUPD FAG LIBERALS LIKE U AND HOP U DIE WHEN WE TAK THE WORLD LIKE JESUS WANTS

USA!!!!USA!!!!USA!!!!USA!!!!USA!!!!USA!!!!USA!!!!USA!!!!USA!!!!USA!!!!USA!!!!USA!!!!USA!!!!USA!!!!USA!!!!USA!!!!USA!!!!USA!!!!USA!!!!USA!!!!USA!!!!USA!!!!USA!!!!USA!!!!

A PROUD AMERCAN"

Comments

[danceswthcobras.livejournal.com]

The fail. It hurts my eyes.

This guy is a proud "Amercan" all right. *snrk*

[jkusters]

Someone failed to teach that person that there are punctuation marks other than '!' and '?'. Like periods.

Ouch.

[patgund.livejournal.com]

I'm sure their mom wishes she hasn't missed a period........

[jkusters]

Ooooo.... double Ouch!

[beki.livejournal.com]

*sigh* such a fine product of the American school system. Feh

[henglaar.livejournal.com]

Yep, I'd say that's an incoherent mail all right.

I wanted to double-check to make certain it wasn't a certain Mad Stalker, and now I'm reasonably sure. The two items that tell me it isn't the ass I was thinking of are 1) the post is too consistent: his misspellings tend to vary from paragraph to paragraph, and 2) this guy actually has LESS class. Our Mad Stalker hates gays, but I've never heard him call them fags. Nor has OMS made much in the way of racist comments before.

What a whack-job. I hope that you don't get any more trash from this guy.

[loli-cat.livejournal.com]

We should all save up and buy him a new keyboard with a CAPS LOCK key on it so he can UNLOCK HIS CAPS!! Then he could also access his lower case punctuation marks like commas and periods!!

[matrygg.livejournal.com]

Wow...homophobia, xenophobia, and racism! It's like the anti-intellectual trifecta!

[patgund.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I feel like I just filled in a bingo card of stupid.

[snobahr.livejournal.com]

I see somebody set fail on the failboat, and went failing away.

[silkensteel.livejournal.com]

Fucking Hilarious.

OK. I'm guessing dude's either from rural California or anywhere in Oklahoma.