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Umm, errr....aaa.. (The picture at the end of the post is what does it for me)

Prayer Needed for Global Economies

"In January of this year, Cindy Jacobs was in a worship service when the Lord spoke to her, “Cindy, the strongman over America doesn’t live in Washington, DC – the strongman lives in New York City! Call My people to pray for the economy.”

This word so shook Cindy; she knew she had to call the people of God to converge on New York City the week of October 29 for an emergency prayer rally to cry out against economic collapse in the midst of shaking."


The article goes on to blame the problem accordingly:

“Many people are fasting and praying for the upcoming elections, Cindy says. We don’t want to let up in this final press, we need to P.U.S.H. (pray until something happens) to avert financial judgment. On September 29 last month, the US stock market went down 777 points in one day. Cindy says it was no coincidence that this happened on the first day of the Jewish New Year, Rosh Hashanah.

This is so severe in the economic area because we are facing judgment from the actions, not only for our stance towards Israel, but our blatant sin against Him in passing laws such as the one allowing homosexual marriages,”Cindy said.


And her solution to this?

“We are going to intercede at the site of the statue of the bull on Wall Street to ask God to begin a shift from the bull and bear markets to what we feel will be the 'Lion’s Market,' or God’s control over the economic systems,” she said. “While we do not have the full revelation of all this will entail, we do know that without intercession, economies will crumble.”

And what did this prayer look like??



*Faceplant* Didn't Moses have a tempter tantrum because of prayers and a golden calf ??????

Date: 2008-10-30 07:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tepintzin.livejournal.com
Yes, several of them! And it's in Amos particularly as well.

Date: 2008-10-30 09:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deedeebythebay.livejournal.com
Oh God have mercy. I mean that literally. I call myself Christo-Pagan with good reason and I see this and I shudder on their behalf. Do they not read their own text. Do I/we really know it better than they. Oh good god/dess in heaven. *shakes head*

Date: 2008-10-31 03:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] patgund.livejournal.com
I think they're members of a branch that reveres sacred texts like "The Fountainhead", "Atlas Shrugged" and the holy grail of Objectivism

Date: 2008-10-30 10:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] winterlion.livejournal.com
That got this whole HOUSE to laugh! :)
(roommate and girlfriend both - who both caught on to it right quick!)

Re: Further proof...

Date: 2008-10-31 12:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] patgund.livejournal.com
Yeah no kidding.

Which reminds me, you need to read the comments for this post.

http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/6506555.html

Specifically the threads here

http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/6506555.html?thread=246818107#t246818107

and here

http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/6506555.html?thread=246825531#t246825531

Date: 2008-10-31 04:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] henglaar.livejournal.com
Let's see if I have this right? God doesn't quite threaten a financial Armageddon, but says that it WILL require divine intervention to avert.

So, in order to get Him to fix the problem He knows about already, they have to ask Him to take care of what He already knows about.

Am I the only one who comes away with the image of a God who says "Only I can fix it, but I won't until you get on your knees and beg Me to?"

Sounds to me like He's got brass bulls. Big ones.

And these clown WANT to abandon all responsibility and control of our world markets to a God that petty? Seems to me that there's something worse with that picture than even the good Christians getting all touchy-feely with a brass idol . . .

Date: 2008-11-05 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lapiskelinia.livejournal.com
Yeah, I lolled myself sick over this one. Damn, there's nothing to say really, other than they really DID lap their reality into our satire.

And something tells me that Ayn Rand, the inveterate *athiest*, would be disgusted by this display.

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