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Vicar in Hospital with potato in his backside

"A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital — with a potato stuck in his bottom.
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.

He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.

The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable."

Date: 2008-10-31 05:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snobahr.livejournal.com
Well. That just proves he's not a tight-ass - it would have been mashed by the time he got to the hospital, otherwise.

Date: 2008-10-31 06:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nolly.livejournal.com
Hanging curtains.
Nude.
*rolls to believe*
That'd be a FAIL.

Date: 2008-10-31 06:51 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] jkusters
LOL!

Date: 2008-10-31 06:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeriendhal.livejournal.com
He could have gotten away with if he'd just put on a quilt real quickly.

Date: 2008-11-01 03:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kyril.livejournal.com
This is what happens when you try to teach people that sex is bad and/or that they in particular shouldn't have any.

We need to be sure priests have a proper sex education and know to only use potatoes with a flared base so this doesn't happen to them.

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