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BURGLAR ARRESTED FOR ATTEMPTING ORGY WITH MANNEQUINS

"DEPARTMENT store staff were left shocked after discovering a burglar tucked up in bed with some of their plastic female dummies.

Staff who opened the store in the morning found Metin Erzurum wrapped up in a window display bed with three mannequins.

The 37-year-old kinky burglar is being charged with burglary and criminal damage after admitting he attempted an orgy with the dummies.

But this isn't the first time a thief has decided to get up close and personal with plastic models while robbing a store.

One German thief donned female clothing in a department store and stood in the window display to avoid being spotted and captured by police.

Unfortunately, a passer-by spotted the unshaven, life-like mannequin and reported him."

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