Accidently??

[patgund]

There's careless, and then there's "dumber than a Yugo full of anvils".

Ouch! Man lops his willy off

"A CARELESS man is in hospital after slicing off his penis and flushing it away down the loo.
Medics in Serbia managed to save 45-year-old Ratko Dudic’s life.

But they couldn't fish out his severed manhood from the town’s main drains.

Urologist Dr Branko Potic from the Nis Clinical Centre said: “The patient’s life is not in danger.”

Comments

[selenesue.livejournal.com]

1. It's the SUN.

2. It's always somewhere where English speakers cannot read the newspapers, like, oh, Serbia.

3. No more details than this? What was he doing, nude DIY bathroom remodeling?

[patgund.livejournal.com]

1) Yep! Most people look at it for the page 3 girls, to line birdcages, or train puppies.

2) Again, yep! :-)

3) Dunno. They never give the details. Kinda like the vicar who went to hospital with a potato stuck in his bottom.

[cormac.livejournal.com]

Man, that happens to me all the time. Using the loo like I always do, with a butcher knife held between my teeth, and just as I'm going to flush, I sneeze and the knife just removes it entirely, and down the drain it goes.

Oh wait. No. No I don't do that all the time. How the HELL do you accidentally flush your own penis down the toilet?!?!?!?!

[patgund.livejournal.com]

I suspect it's a safe bet alcohol was involved....