Scent, the final frontier
Mar. 12th, 2009 12:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
patgund...Captain's log, Stardate 6969.0. We're about to beam down to the pleasure planet Fornic-8 and I've just run out of Hai Karate...
Genki Wear is coming out with three Star Trek - themes colognes in April.
"Genki Wear, known for its licensed science fiction jewelry and perfumes, has produced what might be the most unusual Star Trek product ever: Star Trek colognes and perfume based on the original 1960s television show."
They've got their descriptions of the three, but I think I'll use mine instead......
Tiberius - A manly scent for the gentleman who wants to tear his shirt off and knock boots with the female portion of half the quadrant. Hints of boot leather, horse sweat, ham, girdle elastic, and toupee glue will make you feel like sneaking into the yeoman's quarters. Rank has its privilege as you boldly go, meet new forms of female life - from gender-switching shape-shifters to emotion-deprived androids – they all swoon, acquiesce, and malfunction from just one kiss.
Pon Farr - Cheaper than putting together a Klingon costume and easier to wash off than green body paint, this subtle perfume is for the woman who wants to watch her husband battle his best friend to the death so she can go off with her boyfriend. While she hasn't quite realized that asking her mate to "hold her tribbles" will accomplish the same thing, the alluring combination of hot desert sand, copper, bare steel and leather combined with alien pheromones, shame, and spilled plomeek soup will ring his bells and put the T'Pau back in your relationship.
Red Shirt - The few (and fewer all the time), the proud, the expendable. For the guy about to go down in flames after desperately trying to score some nookie, before that one-way beam down to planet Plot Device 7. Combines the smell of fear, extra-crispy chicken, terror, spilled blood, desperation, barbeque, a slight hint of wee and horrible painful death out of sight of everyone. You only live once, so make sure that final someone has her phaser set on steamy.
Genki Wear is coming out with three Star Trek - themes colognes in April.
"Genki Wear, known for its licensed science fiction jewelry and perfumes, has produced what might be the most unusual Star Trek product ever: Star Trek colognes and perfume based on the original 1960s television show."
They've got their descriptions of the three, but I think I'll use mine instead......
Tiberius - A manly scent for the gentleman who wants to tear his shirt off and knock boots with the female portion of half the quadrant. Hints of boot leather, horse sweat, ham, girdle elastic, and toupee glue will make you feel like sneaking into the yeoman's quarters. Rank has its privilege as you boldly go, meet new forms of female life - from gender-switching shape-shifters to emotion-deprived androids – they all swoon, acquiesce, and malfunction from just one kiss.
Pon Farr - Cheaper than putting together a Klingon costume and easier to wash off than green body paint, this subtle perfume is for the woman who wants to watch her husband battle his best friend to the death so she can go off with her boyfriend. While she hasn't quite realized that asking her mate to "hold her tribbles" will accomplish the same thing, the alluring combination of hot desert sand, copper, bare steel and leather combined with alien pheromones, shame, and spilled plomeek soup will ring his bells and put the T'Pau back in your relationship.
Red Shirt - The few (and fewer all the time), the proud, the expendable. For the guy about to go down in flames after desperately trying to score some nookie, before that one-way beam down to planet Plot Device 7. Combines the smell of fear, extra-crispy chicken, terror, spilled blood, desperation, barbeque, a slight hint of wee and horrible painful death out of sight of everyone. You only live once, so make sure that final someone has her phaser set on steamy.
![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
no subject
Date: 2009-03-12 09:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-03-13 01:40 am (UTC)Now we are debating who is going to buy which fragrance for who (if only for our shelf of swag).
By the way - may I please snag your awesome icon?
no subject
Date: 2009-03-13 01:42 am (UTC)