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Cost of a Pet Air Carrier = $99.00
Cost to send 150 lbs to Abu Dhabi via Surface Parcel Post = $250.00
Fantasizing about stuffing that senile old bat that's my boss into said pet crate, and mailing her to Abu Dhabi by the slowest possible means = Priceless.

Date: 2003-06-13 03:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dancing-star.livejournal.com
Laughter! I want pictures!

Date: 2003-06-13 04:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ctyger.livejournal.com
hee hee hee... you forgot the duct tape to be able to keep her mouth shut- the rumbling around would be fine because they expect the animal to move, and you might also include a little system to play a cd on repeat, that has a couple different tracks on shuffle-repeat that include: 1) an animal sleeping/snoring, 2) animal grunty noises and 3) silence....

okay maybe that's putting too much thought into it LOL.... just think "Ferrir Bueller's Day Off" ... :)

Date: 2003-06-13 07:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angelique69.livejournal.com
Sounds like a plan to me. "Friends help you move. True friends help you move bodies." ;D Blessed Be, Angelique

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