I have two words for her - Bite Me.

[patgund]

Cost of a Pet Air Carrier = $99.00
Cost to send 150 lbs to Abu Dhabi via Surface Parcel Post = $250.00
Fantasizing about stuffing that senile old bat that's my boss into said pet crate, and mailing her to Abu Dhabi by the slowest possible means = Priceless.

Comments

[dancing-star.livejournal.com]

Laughter! I want pictures!

[ctyger.livejournal.com]

hee hee hee... you forgot the duct tape to be able to keep her mouth shut- the rumbling around would be fine because they expect the animal to move, and you might also include a little system to play a cd on repeat, that has a couple different tracks on shuffle-repeat that include: 1) an animal sleeping/snoring, 2) animal grunty noises and 3) silence....

okay maybe that's putting too much thought into it LOL.... just think "Ferrir Bueller's Day Off" ... :)

[angelique69.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a plan to me. "Friends help you move. True friends help you move bodies." ;D Blessed Be, Angelique