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Your LJ Strip Club by ScreamingDolai
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The type of joint you run	Classy, clean place even militant feminists patronizeTopless only, you demure thing youCelebrity hot spot where Drew Barrymore might make a cameoHardcore all-nudeDon't sit down unless you've Lysol'd the seat
Your club is called	The "Naked Girls Who Pretend to Like You for Money" Club
Sleazy manager	silkensteel
Scary bouncer	blackthornglade
Most frequent customer	celticdragonfly
Highest paid stripper	kittindivine
Can do really acrobatic pole tricks	dartpoly
Just doing this to pay for med school	omcintyre
Had to get "enhancements" to make more money	loli_cat

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[sraun]

Your LJ Strip Club by ScreamingDolai
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The type of joint you run	Classy, clean place even militant feminists patronize
Your club is called	The Golden Snatch
Sleazy manager	supergee
Scary bouncer	dr_a_nightfall
Most frequent customer	limnrix
Highest paid stripper	komododaikon
Can do really acrobatic pole tricks	rvrjoe775
Just doing this to pay for med school	pegkerr
Had to get "enhancements" to make more money	lynnal

The last four are kind of scary.

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I resent that implication...even though it MIGHT be true!