Zombie Presidents Will Save Us!!!

[patgund]

The "birthers" are usually hovering right at the edge of insanity, but a few of them have put on weight belts and dived right in.

Case in point, someone who believes that Ronald Reagan will return from the dead, not once, but twice. The first time to overthrow Obama, and the second time to be inhabited by satan.

"ERIC MILLER says:
May 10, 2009 at 12:04 pm
IN ADDITION TO THIS ARTICLE,
OBAMA THE USURPER IS IN BIBLE AS,

Daniel 11:20 (The Message)
20 “‘He will be replaced shortly by a real loser, his rule, reputation, and authority already in shreds. And he won’t last long. He’ll slip out of history quietly, without even a fight.

Daniel 11:20 (King James Version)
20 Then shall stand up in his estate a raiser of taxes in the glory of the kingdom: but within few days he shall be destroyed, neither in anger, nor in battle.

Daniel 11:20 (Henderickson Septuagint)
And there shall arise out of his root one that shall cause a plant (lie, trick, swindle, plunder) of the kingodm to pass over his place, earning kingly glory: and yet in those days shall he be broken, yet not openly, not in war.

IN SUMMARY:
OBAMA THE USURPER TAX COLLECTOR IS NOT NATURAL BORN CITIZEN OF USA AND WAS IN VIOLATION OF THE LAWS TO PERMIT HIM TO BE PRESIDENT. OBAMA THE USURPER WILL SLIP INTO HISTORY WITHOUT A FIGHT, HE WILL BE BROKEN AND DESTROYED BEHIND CLOSED DOORS.
THE ONE TO REPLACE OBAMA THE USURPER WAS PRESIDENT OF USA BEFORE BUT IS SET A NOUGHT, HE HAS SUFFERED A HEAD WOUND (ALZH) AS IT WERE UNTO DEATH (FAKED). HE WILL COME IN PEACEABLY, SPEAKING FLATTERIES (GREAT COMMUNICATOR) WHEN LEAST EXPECTED, WITHOUT WARNING, HEALED. HE IS A CHRISTIAN AND THE NUMBER OF HIS NAME COUNTED IS 666.
RONALD WILSON REAGAN WILL REPLACE OBAMA THE USURPER AS PRO-TEM, AND THROUGH INTRIGUE HE WILL OBTAIN THE OFFICE OF PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
RONALD WILSON REAGAN IS ALIVE AND WELL TODAY.

Dr. Orly Taitz Esquire
AS YOU PERFORM YOUR JOB IN THIS ENDING, I ENCOURAGE YOU TO DO IT WITH ALL YOUR STRENGTH AND ALL YOUR MIGHT. YOU WILL NOT FAIL.

MY JOB IN THIS ENDING IS TO WARN AND INSTRUCT.
THANK YOU
ERIC MILLER"

So obviously the undead shambling zombie of Ronald Reagan will rise up, devour Obama's brains, and take his rightful place as President, right?

I guess so:

"ERIC MILLER says:
May 10, 2009 at 4:05 pm
I SENT TO YOU THE CONTENTS OF BIBLE THAT SHOWS OBAMA THE USRPER.

I DO NOT SEE THE COMMENT POSTED, SO I MUST ASSUME YOU WILL NOT ALLOW THIS.

BUT FOR THE REST OF THE EVENTS SURROUNDING OBAMA THE USURPER AND HIS REPLACEMENT;
RONALD WILSON REAGAN WILL REPLACE OBAMA THE USURPER AS PRO-TEM, THROUGH INTRIGUE HE WILL OBTAIN THE OFFICE OF PRESIDENT OF AMERICA.

SOON AFTER REAGAN WILL MAKE A PEACE TREATY IN THE MIDDLE EAST CALLED THE HOLY COVENANT. THIS STARTS THE FINAL 7 YEARS OF MANS RULE ON EARTH.

AFTER 3 1/2 YEARS INTO PEACE TREATY, IT WILL BE BROKEN, ISRAEL WILL BE TAKEN OUT, THE UNITED NATIONS WILL RULE OVER JERUSALEM FOR THE REMAINING 42 MONTHS.

REAGAN WILL BE KILLED AND SATAN A SPIRIT WILL ENTER INTO HIS BODY AND IT WILL LIVE AGAIN DURING THIS LAST 42 MONTHS.
GOD WILL SEND RUSSIA IN AMBUSH TO DESTROY AMERICA WITH TWO SALVOS OF NUKES OVER THE NORTH POLE 30 MINUTES APART. TAKING ONE HOUR WITH DOUBLE PUNISHMENT TO TURN AMERICA INTO A BURNT MOUNTAIN, NOT EVEN DUST LEFT ON THE ROCKS.

YOU ARE PART OF THIS END EVENT, SO AM I.
IT MIGHT BE WISE TO NOT RELY ON WHAT SCHOLARS HAVE TO SAY. HOWEVER YOU CAN APPROACH THEM WITH THIS INFORMATION, AND BE SURPRISED AT WHAT COMES BACK.

OBAMA THE USURPER COULD BE GOING MUCH SOONER THAN 3 1/2 YEARS DOWN THE ROAD.

RONALD 6 LETTERS, WILSON 6 LETTERS, REAGAN 6 LETTERS, THE NUMBER OF HIS NAME COUNTED IS 666

ERIC MILLER"

Comments

[jeran.livejournal.com]

They really need to check their gas balance, they're starting to get oxygen narcosis.

[karenbynight.livejournal.com]

Truly wacky.

On a tangential note, I really don't understand the deification of Reagan. Sure, he was charismatic, but not only do I mostly remember Iran-Contra and spending huge amounts of money on military programs that didn't work, but lately these words keep ringing through my head: worst unemployment since the Reagan years.

[henglaar.livejournal.com]

Uh, you mean Reagan wasn't inhabited by Satan before? I need to recheck the prophecies in The World According to Garp!