Geek Pick-Up lines

[patgund]

As seen on Twitter

Let me transport you to pleasurable coordinates.
Ahead, warp factor...loooove!
Your ocular cavities contain aesthetically pleasing orbs.
Do I speak Klingon? Which dialect?
If you were a hashtag topic, I'd post about you all night long.
Let's go back to my place and f*** like tribbles.
I'd like to make your Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs. Which I am aware is actually a measure of distance, not time.
(Points down) This is the 'droid you're looking for
(Points down) Don't make Mr. McGee angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.
There are 212 bones in your body, would you like another?

Comments

[mistresshuette.livejournal.com]

I have heard some of these lines. Not said to me, unfortunately, but several of them have been used by the Howard Walowitz character on Big Bang Theory, one of the funniest sitcoms ever.