patgund | A partial translation

For those of you who were looking at the Kikkoman Soy Sauce Mascot link, here is a possible, (and partial translation) I was given.

Oh, and the cube-headed guy is Sugar Cube Man.......

It came from the star of an soybean.
He is the messenger of justice.
Food will become very delicious if soy sauce is poured instantly.
Fly in dining out! It is mortal work Kikko-panch!
"fried egg ... soy sauce is best."
Show me Show you Kikkoman...

It came from the star of an soybean.
Funky that guy is Kikkoman.
Soy sauce is good for the body.
There is also a sterilization action.
It does not become a comparison in sauce and catsup.
It is mortal work Kikko beam!
"Therefore, it must also have been told to egg baking that soy sauce was the
best!"
Show me Show you Kikkoman...