Found for sale on the Internet
Jan. 27th, 2003 08:56 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
patgundFound an Australian Knick-Knack company on the Internet today, The True Blue Roo Poo Company, which sells paperweights and jewelry made from Kangaroo, Koala, or Tasmanian Devil poop.
For example, they have Kangaroo Pellets in jars and paperweights, just right for catching people's attention. (the fact that they'll also be eyeing possible exits and easing away from you as well is besides the point.)
Then they have Koala Bear Poo Earrings, which they advertise as "Great Anniversary Gifts for when she's finally tired of gold", (and, I presume, when she's also looking for any excuse to dump your sorry butt and file both divorce papers and a restraining order against you.)
The Tasmanian Devil Poop paperweight is fine for the "Yeah, whatever, have some shit" attitude.
However, to truely impress people, you need the "Executive" TasPoop Paperweight, gilded in 23kt gold, or the Koala Bear poop earrings that are also gilded in 23kt gold.
Yes, you too can have your choice of the two gilded in read 23kt gold!! As they say "A $65 gilded Tasmanian devil dump paperweight will be remembered by the birthday boy long after a $100 meal in an expensive restaurant or almost any $200 gift."
Yes, this gift will guarantee that the executive or supervisor on your list will remember you....long after your peers and coworkers are promoted way past you...
As for their "stunningly unique and original" earrings, what person of class and taste wouldn't be....startled.... by the gift of gold Koala poop earrings??
But they're more than just Marsupial crap!! They also sell leather goods made from Cane Toads ! Yes, you read me correctly. Leather goods with a style and charm rarely found in anything not coming from Tijuana, Mexico. Yes, this is where you go when you want that stylish Shoulder Purse or Baseball Cap, that fanny pack or sunvisor, all with that front half of a cane toad hanging from it. Yes, this is a fashion statement that says you'be arrived, (and will soon be going away.)
I'd comment more on this, but I need to go lie down.....
For example, they have Kangaroo Pellets in jars and paperweights, just right for catching people's attention. (the fact that they'll also be eyeing possible exits and easing away from you as well is besides the point.)
Then they have Koala Bear Poo Earrings, which they advertise as "Great Anniversary Gifts for when she's finally tired of gold", (and, I presume, when she's also looking for any excuse to dump your sorry butt and file both divorce papers and a restraining order against you.)
The Tasmanian Devil Poop paperweight is fine for the "Yeah, whatever, have some shit" attitude.
However, to truely impress people, you need the "Executive" TasPoop Paperweight, gilded in 23kt gold, or the Koala Bear poop earrings that are also gilded in 23kt gold.
Yes, you too can have your choice of the two gilded in read 23kt gold!! As they say "A $65 gilded Tasmanian devil dump paperweight will be remembered by the birthday boy long after a $100 meal in an expensive restaurant or almost any $200 gift."
Yes, this gift will guarantee that the executive or supervisor on your list will remember you....long after your peers and coworkers are promoted way past you...
As for their "stunningly unique and original" earrings, what person of class and taste wouldn't be....startled.... by the gift of gold Koala poop earrings??
But they're more than just Marsupial crap!! They also sell leather goods made from Cane Toads ! Yes, you read me correctly. Leather goods with a style and charm rarely found in anything not coming from Tijuana, Mexico. Yes, this is where you go when you want that stylish Shoulder Purse or Baseball Cap, that fanny pack or sunvisor, all with that front half of a cane toad hanging from it. Yes, this is a fashion statement that says you'be arrived, (and will soon be going away.)
I'd comment more on this, but I need to go lie down.....
