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patgundIt's the semi-regular spam count. Before this version, I would like to offer this quote by Dave Barry:
"Spammers - the mutant spawn of a bizarre reproductive act involving a telemarketer, Larry Flynt, a tapeworm, and an executive of the Third Class mail industry."
Once again, Korean and Russian language spam tops the list by a considerable margin. And I'd love to know what "lonely bored housewives" list I got on, because that's in second place again.
With that in mind.....
Total - 176
Breakdown:
53 Korean or Russian language spams (Neither of which I speak.)
22 "Hot, lonely, horny housewives want you!" (For what? Housework? Washing dishes?)
20 Work from home, stock, or get-rich quick schemes. (All of which offer worse odds than the lotto)
16 Morgage, insurance, auto loan, or refinance schemes. (Umm....no)
11 Generic Porn sites. (I'm just not that interested)
7 Vitamin, HGH. or Weight-loss ads. (none of which I really need)
7 Assorted Software. (All Windows, all I have no use for.)
4 Teen Sex sites. (Ummm...whatever?? Too skinny for my tastes anyway.)
4 Celeb Porn sites (Just because someone is famous doesn't mean I want to look at them nude.)
4 Assorted hardware and electronics (Most of which I have no need for, all of which I can get cheaper.)
3 European mail-order husbands. (Ummm......wrong gender??)
3 Viagra ads (No need, and doesn't make much difference right now anyway.)
3 Job Hunting. (I'll stick to Flipdog and Monster)
3 Various discount offers. (None of which were of interest.)
3 Matchmaking. (I'm not that desperate)
3 Asian mail-order brides (Nope)
2 Anti-SPAM software (Wait a minute ??? They're Spamming me to sell me anti-spam software? Doesn't that kinda defeat the purpose???)
2 Betting/gambling. (I'll go to the local indian casino. The odds are better.)
2 Eastern European mail-order brides (Nope)
2 Breast Enlargement (Last time I checked, not required on this model)
1 Pregnancy stretch mark removal cream (Which is never going to be a problem with me.)
1 Diploma mill (What, my BA from Miskatonic University's not good enough??)
"Spammers - the mutant spawn of a bizarre reproductive act involving a telemarketer, Larry Flynt, a tapeworm, and an executive of the Third Class mail industry."
Once again, Korean and Russian language spam tops the list by a considerable margin. And I'd love to know what "lonely bored housewives" list I got on, because that's in second place again.
With that in mind.....
Total - 176
Breakdown:
53 Korean or Russian language spams (Neither of which I speak.)
22 "Hot, lonely, horny housewives want you!" (For what? Housework? Washing dishes?)
20 Work from home, stock, or get-rich quick schemes. (All of which offer worse odds than the lotto)
16 Morgage, insurance, auto loan, or refinance schemes. (Umm....no)
11 Generic Porn sites. (I'm just not that interested)
7 Vitamin, HGH. or Weight-loss ads. (none of which I really need)
7 Assorted Software. (All Windows, all I have no use for.)
4 Teen Sex sites. (Ummm...whatever?? Too skinny for my tastes anyway.)
4 Celeb Porn sites (Just because someone is famous doesn't mean I want to look at them nude.)
4 Assorted hardware and electronics (Most of which I have no need for, all of which I can get cheaper.)
3 European mail-order husbands. (Ummm......wrong gender??)
3 Viagra ads (No need, and doesn't make much difference right now anyway.)
3 Job Hunting. (I'll stick to Flipdog and Monster)
3 Various discount offers. (None of which were of interest.)
3 Matchmaking. (I'm not that desperate)
3 Asian mail-order brides (Nope)
2 Anti-SPAM software (Wait a minute ??? They're Spamming me to sell me anti-spam software? Doesn't that kinda defeat the purpose???)
2 Betting/gambling. (I'll go to the local indian casino. The odds are better.)
2 Eastern European mail-order brides (Nope)
2 Breast Enlargement (Last time I checked, not required on this model)
1 Pregnancy stretch mark removal cream (Which is never going to be a problem with me.)
1 Diploma mill (What, my BA from Miskatonic University's not good enough??)
