On-line ad I just saw for a KVM switch:
(G4 Tower to a 2nd G4 Tower): "I hope you're not hooking up with my monitor."
(2nd G4 Tower): "Whatever! She's Mine, she wants me!"
(Monitor): "Calm Down Boys, Can't you take turns?"
(Cut away to monitor, flanked by a G4 on either side): "How Cute. A happy threesome, all thanks to CompuCable"
(G4 Tower to a 2nd G4 Tower): "I hope you're not hooking up with my monitor."
(2nd G4 Tower): "Whatever! She's Mine, she wants me!"
(Monitor): "Calm Down Boys, Can't you take turns?"
(Cut away to monitor, flanked by a G4 on either side): "How Cute. A happy threesome, all thanks to CompuCable"