More random Potrero
May. 27th, 2003 09:53 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
patgund I'm starting to feel like most of the dust in the air there came home with me. In my lungs.
I managed to spoil someone's joke. Person came up to me and a friend at Chirurgeon's Point, about three sheets to the wind, and wanting to tell that old bad joke about "How to you ask a Deaf person if they want to buy a duck?" (The standard punchline is screaming at the top of your lungs "YOU WANT TO BUY A DUCK??") However, because of my job, I have a little bit of ASL vocabulary, so I looked at them and Signed "You Want Buy Duck" at them. (okay, I couldn't remember the question modifier at the time). They looked annoyed and left.
"Wildberry Jack" is interesting. Very sweet, quite tasty, and treat with extreme caution. The alcohol has a kick. I decided after my third drink to stop right there unless I wanted to end up like Skip Loaded.
Random snippets of conversation:
"So he said 'No, I'm not Duke Guy. He's uglier and hits harder'"
"I don't know. I walked in, saw some guy eating a banana while playing dualing banjos, and left"
"You know you're a kinky trekkie when you use 'Holodeck' as a safeword"
"Look, if you didn't want me to get laid, you shouldn't have given me a condom." "Yeah, but I didn't think you'd use it with my dad!"
"Come to me, my horny brothers!"
"Was that Merchant's Row, or did I wander into Diagon Alley by mistake??"
I managed to spoil someone's joke. Person came up to me and a friend at Chirurgeon's Point, about three sheets to the wind, and wanting to tell that old bad joke about "How to you ask a Deaf person if they want to buy a duck?" (The standard punchline is screaming at the top of your lungs "YOU WANT TO BUY A DUCK??") However, because of my job, I have a little bit of ASL vocabulary, so I looked at them and Signed "You Want Buy Duck" at them. (okay, I couldn't remember the question modifier at the time). They looked annoyed and left.
"Wildberry Jack" is interesting. Very sweet, quite tasty, and treat with extreme caution. The alcohol has a kick. I decided after my third drink to stop right there unless I wanted to end up like Skip Loaded.
Random snippets of conversation:
"So he said 'No, I'm not Duke Guy. He's uglier and hits harder'"
"I don't know. I walked in, saw some guy eating a banana while playing dualing banjos, and left"
"You know you're a kinky trekkie when you use 'Holodeck' as a safeword"
"Look, if you didn't want me to get laid, you shouldn't have given me a condom." "Yeah, but I didn't think you'd use it with my dad!"
"Come to me, my horny brothers!"
"Was that Merchant's Row, or did I wander into Diagon Alley by mistake??"
