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Jul. 19th, 2003 10:37 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
patgundThe Top 14 Signs Someone You Know Has Pirate Fever
14> Despite the fact that it's 103 in the shade, his timbers are still
shiverin'.
13> Last week had 20/20 vision, but now wears a patch over *both* eyes and
uses a seeing-eye parrot.
12> He's got this crazy obsession for Peter Pan, and he's not in NAMBLA.
11> While the sea chanteys and hornpipe made for a refreshing change of
pace, you would have preferred that the cantor perform something more
traditional at your grandmother's funeral.
10> "Arrggh! What be ye talkin' about, Willis?"
9> Even addresses that dreadful gnome in the tollbooth as "me proud beauty."
8> Every day this week she's insisted on eating lunch at Arrrrrrrrrrrby's.
7> He's banned from the strip joint after the dancers complain about having
their G-strings stuffed with ice-cold doubloons.
6> On his first day of fencing lessons, he decapitates the instructor.
5> Just posed for a "Got Scurvy?" ad.
4> The bandanna, eye shadow and beaded beard are quite a change, but then
nobody expected Ari Fleischer's final press conference to be the same old
same old.
3> Hubby's got a wooden leg this morning. Again.
2> Insists that sausage mascot got what she deserved.
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Sign Someone You Know Has Pirate Fever...
1> He's teaching his Rottweiler to sit -- on his shoulder.
14> Despite the fact that it's 103 in the shade, his timbers are still
shiverin'.
13> Last week had 20/20 vision, but now wears a patch over *both* eyes and
uses a seeing-eye parrot.
12> He's got this crazy obsession for Peter Pan, and he's not in NAMBLA.
11> While the sea chanteys and hornpipe made for a refreshing change of
pace, you would have preferred that the cantor perform something more
traditional at your grandmother's funeral.
10> "Arrggh! What be ye talkin' about, Willis?"
9> Even addresses that dreadful gnome in the tollbooth as "me proud beauty."
8> Every day this week she's insisted on eating lunch at Arrrrrrrrrrrby's.
7> He's banned from the strip joint after the dancers complain about having
their G-strings stuffed with ice-cold doubloons.
6> On his first day of fencing lessons, he decapitates the instructor.
5> Just posed for a "Got Scurvy?" ad.
4> The bandanna, eye shadow and beaded beard are quite a change, but then
nobody expected Ari Fleischer's final press conference to be the same old
same old.
3> Hubby's got a wooden leg this morning. Again.
2> Insists that sausage mascot got what she deserved.
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Sign Someone You Know Has Pirate Fever...
1> He's teaching his Rottweiler to sit -- on his shoulder.
