Random evil thoughts...

[patgund]

Them: "Well, why should we give you that day off??"

Me: "Because you treat your employees with respect. Because you want to make your employees happy. And because I have root-level access to all of your servers and am the only one who knows the passwords to your backups........"

Oh I wish. Oh, I'm so tempted to say this.......

Comments

[selenite.livejournal.com]

"For the good of the laboratory. Because it is the right thing to do. And because I have poisoned your backups."

[celticdragonfly.livejournal.com]

No, no, no.

"Because I have asked you. And because your loyalty to our employees should be greater than your ambition. And because I have poisoned your backups."

Not that they'd know the difference.

[patgund.livejournal.com]

(Laugh) I knew somebody would catch that reference. I have good friends........

Besides, it was better than saying "I want to work here just long enough to see them cut off your head and stick it on a pike. As a warning to the next 10 SysAdmins that some jobs come with too high a price." :-)

[celticdragonfly.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahaha!

Next time they annoy you, when they walk away, look at them and waggle your fingers at them in that Vir wave.

Here, enjoy this:
Random B5 quote generator, just keep hitting refresh.

[angelique69.livejournal.com]

Gee, does this mean you're going to nuke the servers and backups when you leave? Considering how flakey they are now they would never know. Blessed Be, Angelique

[patgund.livejournal.com]

Actually, since I've done the upgrades, (FINALLY!), they're a lot less flaky and a lot more reliable. Haven't had the file server crash once since the upgrade for example. Mail and Web server only's been grumpy when teaching it new tricks, (like PHP)

[angelique69.livejournal.com]

"No good deed goes unpunished." This is a good thing and also a bad thing. *Nukes them for you* Blessed Be, Angelique