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As evidenced by this post on [livejournal.com profile] templeofthecat, Gilderoy Lockhardt Kevin Carlyon, soi-distant "King and High Priest of British White Witches", world-famous wanker, wearer of the Ratty Bathrobe, (first class), is going to do *YET ANOTHER* ritual at Loch Ness to "invoke the Spirit of Nessie".

And this time, he's looking for a supposed "sacrifice", according to the pop-up ad on his ever so classy website.

From the pop-up in question:

"Hi I'm Kevin Carlyon, The High Priest of British White Witches (NOT WICCAN). On the night of September 6th and 7th I am performing a ritual on the shores of Loch Ness to try to invoke the Spirit of Nessie, first in a seance, second with a ouija board and thirdly in an Invocation by Earth Magic (Witchcraft).Should these fail, as I believe Nessie is a ghost and for a short time can become a solid creature, I am looking for a peace of human bait to willingly help me. The person should be female, aged between 18 -25 and not be scared to be tied to a stake in the waters of Loch Ness. The person will be safe at all times unless gobbled up by Nessie. The person will be adorned in vegetables incase the creature is vegetarian!

Now here is the snag! The person should be fit, not smoke or take drugs and be pretty and petite (bite size) but also a VIRGIN.

The whole event will be streamed live on the internet exclusively by Nessie on the Net www.lochness.co.uk"


You know, if I was the "bait" in question, I'd be more scared by this lunatic tying me up, then anything "Nessie" could do........

Hey, Kevinpoo, it's called "Thorazine". Learn it, love it, live it.

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