Arggh....

[patgund]

I'm starting to think I need to order a copy of this book:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0764538748/qid=1095639340/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i1_xgl14/104-5506668-8258332?v=glance&s=books&n=50784

Or this one.....

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1894413199/qid=1095639435/sr=ka-3/ref=pd_ka_3/104-5506668-8258332

*Ack* I'd like to be at least *somewhat* more literate than the average US tourist.......