This makes sense....
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catmcroy
The Top 14 Ways Hell Is Better Than Your Job
14> Your coffee stays hot all day!
13> Never have to look very far to find the legal department.
12> In Hell, you *know* who drank your Coke in the fridge -- Satan!
11> 30% fewer "Dilbert" cartoons in the break room.
10> In Hell, that devil-may-care attitude of yours comes in handy.
9> You get to spend more time with your spouse now.
8> No more wondering if the boss hates you.
7> Riding to work in a handbasket beats the hell out of public transportation.
6> Hourly dunks in searing pools of molten lava actually quite invigorating.
5> Surfing porno sites all day scores *major* points with the boss!
4> Your office: One free stale donut every Friday.
Hell: One brutal mutilation of a "Full House" cast member every Friday.
3> Your job? Suit and tie.
Hell? Pitchforks and attitude, Baby!
2> Ferocious reptilian demons can appreciate a good dirty joke now and then without threatening a sexual harassment complaint.
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Way Hell Is Better Than Your Job...
1> Microwave popcorn -- without leaving your cubicle!
This sounds like an improvement over my lab......
catmcroyThe Top 14 Ways Hell Is Better Than Your Job
14> Your coffee stays hot all day!
13> Never have to look very far to find the legal department.
12> In Hell, you *know* who drank your Coke in the fridge -- Satan!
11> 30% fewer "Dilbert" cartoons in the break room.
10> In Hell, that devil-may-care attitude of yours comes in handy.
9> You get to spend more time with your spouse now.
8> No more wondering if the boss hates you.
7> Riding to work in a handbasket beats the hell out of public transportation.
6> Hourly dunks in searing pools of molten lava actually quite invigorating.
5> Surfing porno sites all day scores *major* points with the boss!
4> Your office: One free stale donut every Friday.
Hell: One brutal mutilation of a "Full House" cast member every Friday.
3> Your job? Suit and tie.
Hell? Pitchforks and attitude, Baby!
2> Ferocious reptilian demons can appreciate a good dirty joke now and then without threatening a sexual harassment complaint.
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Way Hell Is Better Than Your Job...
1> Microwave popcorn -- without leaving your cubicle!
This sounds like an improvement over my lab......
