For my female friends....

[patgund]

Here's an amusing parody of "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor....

Sing this along to the Gloria Gaynor tune "I Will Survive"......

At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...

But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!
I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans!

Go on now go, walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you an ass to think that I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count???!

(Chorus)
I will survive! I will survive!
'Cause as long as I have batteries,
My sex life is gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex with a handful of latex!

I will survive! I will survive!. Hey! Hey!

[Verse II]

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with all your ego and to hell with all your needs
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!

(Chorus)