Live Egomaniac vs. Dead Egomaniac

[patgund]

And in this case, my money is on the dead one.

So-called "King of the White Witches" and media whore Kevin Carlyon is planning to exorcise a hotel bed once belonging to Aleister Crowley. Since Carlyon seems to have the same psychic ability as a broken crayon, I suspect this is more publicity fluff to promote Carlyon off of Unka Aleister's rep.

"Hotelier exorcises devil-worshipper Crowley's old bed"

'It is almost like trying to exorcise Satan himself. Crowley has such a reputation that it will be the ultimate battle between good and evil.'

Gak. Makes it sound like a tag team match on pro-wrestling. Surprised they don't have it on pay-per-view.

Hey, maybe the hotel will give him a new ratty bathrobe to replace his current ratty bathrobe.

(gakked from templeofthecat and blackthornglade)