Some SCA Humour

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(From the SCA Humour list)

Rejected Classes for Your Kingdom's Collegium or University
-By Baron Marcellus and Baroness Belphoebe, Ponte Alto

16. Documenting your Chain Mail Bikini
15. Creative Shadow Puppets for Period Pavillions
14. Papier Mache Bucklers
13. Cooking your 12th Night Feast with Col. Sanders
12. Period Leeching Practicum
11. Spiffing your Viking Apron Dress with Gold Lame
10. Fun with Hemlock (Pages Academy Track)
9. 101 Uses for your White Scarf
8. Concert for Bagpipes, Crumhorn, Doumbek and Maracas
7. Greensleeves: Getting in Touch with Your Inner Macarena
6. Chastity Belts for the Beginning Armorer
5. One on One Melee Tactics
4. Mime in Period, The Silent Killer
3. 15 Minute Meads
2. Calligraphy with Crayola

And the number one rejected University Class Proposal:

1. Executioner Period Techniques: A Hands On Class