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The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane by MilesToGo13
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This morning, you should...	go for your morning walk, informing all other passing pedestrians about the importance of proper badger safety.
Then, after lunch...	superglue your neighbor's cat to his head and sell tickets to passerby to come witness "The Living Toupee".
Dinner will consist of...	the souls of all those who do not acknowledge the true scope of your dark power, with scones.
Afterwards, you set off into the evening to...	have a drink at your local coffee shop, where you take great joy in unplugging people's laptops at random and giggling at their misery.
At the height of your madness, you will call	farmount
And the two of you will proceed to...	tag-team wrestle people as they come out of bars, whether they want to or not.
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