Ewwww......

[patgund]

I recently found four childrens books called "Fairy Tales of the Future", which are amusing SF retellings of various children's stories. (Little Blue Goo = Gingerbread Man. Little Red Rocket Boots = Little Red Riding Hood. Three Little Bots = Three Little Pigs. Misfit Martian = Ugly Duckling.)

So I was curious to see if there's anymore in the series. Amazon never heard of them, so I google the titles.

Problem was that the first one I googled was "The Little Blue Goo".

I didn't know that much smurf porn existed.

I didn't *WANT* to know that much smurf porn existed.

I'm going to go bleach my brain out.......