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Padraig
Literal meaning
"The Tiny Baby-Like One."
History
Evolved through climate changes around the time when the Vikings were really beginning to wonder if it was all worth it, the name Padraig was originally used mostly to refer to nuns and the violators of nuns, before interbreeding with the natives took place.
Famous Padraigs
1. Judge Padraig Itching ("The Celebrated Juggler"), who lost a fortune on edible bark;
2. Brigadier-General Padraig Ach-Chinly, champion of the entertainment industry blacklist; ghost-writer of Mr Grimsdale's astonishingly violent autobiography, SUDDENLY I'M LITERATE;
3. Padraig Nivea, haunted by an image of the indestructible tortoise; ghost-writer of Oscar Wilde's neighbour, Tom's cousin's autobiography, YES, I THOUGHT I WAS DEAD TOO;
4. Padraig du Boonk, named in court as holding compromising material concerning the world's most attractive bucket;
5. I Am Padraig Tidecatcher-Tightbadger, PhD, PhD, RN, who discovered Sock 'n' Roll;
6. Padraig Proms-Nootlooter, who owes everything to the deckchair-cum-hat;
7. "Terrible" Padraig du Marl, reputedly trapped for eighteen days under a fallen monument to the legendary Source of the Thames;
8. Doctor Padraig Mapduster ("The Uncanny"), channeller under supernatural influences of bungee-jumping;
9. Padraig Sprokes, champion of the right to use the world's sturdiest box;
10. Padraig Sponetote, once saved by a nice cup of tea.
Typical Padraig motto
"You can't fix what isn't broken without smashing it up a bit first."
http://theweekly.co.uk/4801/your_name_here/index.cgi
catmcroy)Padraig
Literal meaning
"The Tiny Baby-Like One."
History
Evolved through climate changes around the time when the Vikings were really beginning to wonder if it was all worth it, the name Padraig was originally used mostly to refer to nuns and the violators of nuns, before interbreeding with the natives took place.
Famous Padraigs
1. Judge Padraig Itching ("The Celebrated Juggler"), who lost a fortune on edible bark;
2. Brigadier-General Padraig Ach-Chinly, champion of the entertainment industry blacklist; ghost-writer of Mr Grimsdale's astonishingly violent autobiography, SUDDENLY I'M LITERATE;
3. Padraig Nivea, haunted by an image of the indestructible tortoise; ghost-writer of Oscar Wilde's neighbour, Tom's cousin's autobiography, YES, I THOUGHT I WAS DEAD TOO;
4. Padraig du Boonk, named in court as holding compromising material concerning the world's most attractive bucket;
5. I Am Padraig Tidecatcher-Tightbadger, PhD, PhD, RN, who discovered Sock 'n' Roll;
6. Padraig Proms-Nootlooter, who owes everything to the deckchair-cum-hat;
7. "Terrible" Padraig du Marl, reputedly trapped for eighteen days under a fallen monument to the legendary Source of the Thames;
8. Doctor Padraig Mapduster ("The Uncanny"), channeller under supernatural influences of bungee-jumping;
9. Padraig Sprokes, champion of the right to use the world's sturdiest box;
10. Padraig Sponetote, once saved by a nice cup of tea.
Typical Padraig motto
"You can't fix what isn't broken without smashing it up a bit first."
http://theweekly.co.uk/4801/your_name_here/index.cgi
