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I'm not sure I could ever write this level of parody, much less see it in real life. Real life has surpassed "The Onion" on so many levels.

Last night, Fox News Radio was interviewing extreme anti-abortion activist Neil Horseley, when he came up with this gem.

"AC: "You had sex with animals?"

NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."

AC: "I'm not so sure that that is so."

NH: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"

AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?"

NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality... Welcome to domestic life on the farm..."

Colmes said he thought there were a lot of people in the audience who grew up on farms, are living on farms now, raising kids on farms and "and I don't think they are dating Elsie right now. You know what I'm saying?"

Horsley said, "You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You're naive. You know better than that... If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it."

Recording of interview (on the Fox News website)(Fox News Radio)

Partial Transcript (from an anti-Fox blog)