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patgundThe Top 10 SF Gravestone Epitaphs
10> Gollum's gone to a fiery grave. If you're ever in Hell, why not give him a ring?
9> Marvin the Paranoid Android: Don't talk to him about death, either.
8> Here lies Lazarus Long, died of... Ha! Fooled you!
7> Here lies Anakin, broken hearted.
Turned to Sith, then departed.
6> Here lies Neo. He took the blue pill and had a quiet, uneventful life.
5> Here lies Captain Jean-Luc Picard -- There are four lights!!!
4> Han Solo: Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side. Or not, and that's why I'm here.
3> Yoda: Live or live not. There is no die.
2> Valentine Michael Smith: Eat me!
and the Number 1 SF Gravestone Epitaph...
1> Here lies Harry Potter, who survived countless attacks from Lord Voldemort only to tragically die from fright after walking in on his Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon "taking a nap" together.
10> Gollum's gone to a fiery grave. If you're ever in Hell, why not give him a ring?
9> Marvin the Paranoid Android: Don't talk to him about death, either.
8> Here lies Lazarus Long, died of... Ha! Fooled you!
7> Here lies Anakin, broken hearted.
Turned to Sith, then departed.
6> Here lies Neo. He took the blue pill and had a quiet, uneventful life.
5> Here lies Captain Jean-Luc Picard -- There are four lights!!!
4> Han Solo: Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side. Or not, and that's why I'm here.
3> Yoda: Live or live not. There is no die.
2> Valentine Michael Smith: Eat me!
and the Number 1 SF Gravestone Epitaph...
1> Here lies Harry Potter, who survived countless attacks from Lord Voldemort only to tragically die from fright after walking in on his Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon "taking a nap" together.
