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Saw today a bottle of Witch Hazel astringent, that billed itself: "...with all the gentleness of nature."

Gee, does that mean it burns like a jellyfish ? Or like a bumblebee ? Does it make your face feel like a antelope being brought down and killed by a lion? Or simply like molten lava flowing from a volcano??

Ya know, nature isn't that gentle.....

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