The Snarkage, it BURNS!!!!
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dot_pagan_snark and templeofthecat)
Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey for Governor of Minnesota - 2006
"Honesty is very seldom heard nowadays, especially from a politician. So, I am not going to break from political tradition. My name is Jonathon 'The Impaler'; Sharkey, Ph.D., L.D.D.D. I am a Satanic Dark Priest, Sanguinarian Vampyre and a Hecate Witch. My Magikal Path name is: Lord Ares."
(Snip)
"Any Terrorist who is caught in Minnesota while I am governor, will find out what the true meaning of my nickname: 'The Impaler!; I will impale them right in front of our State Capital. Then Fed's can take the terrorist's body from the impaling stake. If the US Department of Justice (DOJ) wants to charge me with brutally murdering a terrorist, they may do so. I do not see an American Jury convicting me."
Wow.......just wow.
Oh, and at http://www.jonathonforgovernor.us/the_vwp_party.html
"The New 'Salem Witch Hunts' are very likely and possible unless Vampyres, Witches, Pagans and other-Kin in our Communities unite and take an active along with aggressive role in American Politics."
Last but not least, at: http://www.jonathonforgovernor.us/Jonathon.html
"In August 1988, while visiting a relative, I met a girl who was totally taken by me and who I was. She was hott and sexy, so I drove her home that night on my bike, and slept with her. Though I do not regret sleeping with her, in 1996 I found that she was my half-sister who I hadn't seen since 1970. Talk about letting your ego get the best of you."
On Edit: 'Impaler' sinks his teeth into governor's race (Minneapolis Star Tribune)
dot_pagan_snark and templeofthecat)Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey for Governor of Minnesota - 2006
"Honesty is very seldom heard nowadays, especially from a politician. So, I am not going to break from political tradition. My name is Jonathon 'The Impaler'; Sharkey, Ph.D., L.D.D.D. I am a Satanic Dark Priest, Sanguinarian Vampyre and a Hecate Witch. My Magikal Path name is: Lord Ares."
(Snip)
"Any Terrorist who is caught in Minnesota while I am governor, will find out what the true meaning of my nickname: 'The Impaler!; I will impale them right in front of our State Capital. Then Fed's can take the terrorist's body from the impaling stake. If the US Department of Justice (DOJ) wants to charge me with brutally murdering a terrorist, they may do so. I do not see an American Jury convicting me."
Wow.......just wow.
Oh, and at http://www.jonathonforgovernor.us/the_vwp_party.html
"The New 'Salem Witch Hunts' are very likely and possible unless Vampyres, Witches, Pagans and other-Kin in our Communities unite and take an active along with aggressive role in American Politics."
Last but not least, at: http://www.jonathonforgovernor.us/Jonathon.html
"In August 1988, while visiting a relative, I met a girl who was totally taken by me and who I was. She was hott and sexy, so I drove her home that night on my bike, and slept with her. Though I do not regret sleeping with her, in 1996 I found that she was my half-sister who I hadn't seen since 1970. Talk about letting your ego get the best of you."
On Edit: 'Impaler' sinks his teeth into governor's race (Minneapolis Star Tribune)
