Oh. My. (Snork!!)

[patgund]

I'm going to assume the Dallas Observer didn't like the new Cat in the Hat movie:

Kitty Litter - The Cat in the Hat forms clumps for easy scooping and disposal

Quote: "...Such a remarkable rift between its charming source material and its heinous cinematic realization that the producers may as well have skipped the hassle of securing licensing rights and simply called this mess Mike Myers: Asshole in Fur.

Comments

[silkensteel.livejournal.com]

Debbie and I went to see "Good Boy!" and caught the preview for that...thing. I said "If the preview's that lame and artless, and previews these days are the best scenes in the movie, then I think we're going to avoid this one."

So far it seems like a good call.

[farmount.livejournal.com]

Mercury news wrote:

Too crude for the kiddies,
Too dumb for their folks,
It killed a Seuss classic,
With lots of lame jokes.

'Nuff said.