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"Flights of Fancy
Whether it's the altitude or those little bottles of booze, the chatter on airplanes can be pretty funny Salon.com invited visitors to submit examples of in-flight humor:
"Flying near Pittsburgh on the way to St. Louis, the pilot got on the public address system and said 'A very special treat for the passengers on the left side. Look straight down and you'll see a large white house. Here, let me show you.'
At his point, he actually tipped the plane so the passengers could see. 'That's my ex-wife's house. I know it's her house because that's her lawyer's BMW in the driveway.'"
"'Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to welcome you to Honolulu.' said the flight attendant, after the airplane touched ground. 'Unfortunately, we're in Fresno.'"
"Upon arriving in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, the British Airways steward reportedly told passengers, 'Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Riyadh. For the correct local time, please set your watches back 300 years.'""
ophy for sharing this:"Flights of Fancy
Whether it's the altitude or those little bottles of booze, the chatter on airplanes can be pretty funny Salon.com invited visitors to submit examples of in-flight humor:
"Flying near Pittsburgh on the way to St. Louis, the pilot got on the public address system and said 'A very special treat for the passengers on the left side. Look straight down and you'll see a large white house. Here, let me show you.'
At his point, he actually tipped the plane so the passengers could see. 'That's my ex-wife's house. I know it's her house because that's her lawyer's BMW in the driveway.'"
"'Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to welcome you to Honolulu.' said the flight attendant, after the airplane touched ground. 'Unfortunately, we're in Fresno.'"
"Upon arriving in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, the British Airways steward reportedly told passengers, 'Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Riyadh. For the correct local time, please set your watches back 300 years.'""
